Shrek wasn't one for the rat race. Sure, his swamp was isolated, but at least it offered him freedom from stuffy conferences. But when a ruthless entity threatened to encroach his beloved mud, Shrek knew he had to forge a plan. He couldn't let them smother his tranquil way of life! His first step? R

Man, this schlep really sucks. I'm so fried I could just lay down. All I wanna do is drink some juice and stare at the ceiling for days. But first, gotta upload a few Shrek memes to celebrate the struggle. Life is a real journey, man. The climb up the corporate ladder is merely a trek towards Shre